Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Week Thirty-Three: Chain Letters

You know those chain photos/comments that go around? The ones that say “reblog/repost this to save yourself/your best friend/your mother from a horrible death/bad luck/a disease”? I want to know something.

How did they realize that reblogging/reposting made them safe? Did the spirit tell them? My god, I’d hate to be on the trial and error tests for that.

“Well, turning around in 17 counter-clockwise circles didn’t work. Too bad about Jim…he was a good one, too. Looks like we’ll try 18 counter-clockwise circles on the next one, poor guy.”

“Nathan, we just got another one dead over here. I think it’s been 146 minutes since he said he didn’t want that peanut butter sandwich, so chalk that on the possible theories list.”

“Angie’s staying strong, and all she’s doing is Tumbling. She just reblogged four things, so we’ll have to look into the correlations between not getting struck dead and cat videos, Karen Gillian photos, Queen lyrics and this one really creepy-ass photo of some face in a closet behind two kids.”

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